Quote by Scott Disick Download Open image “What a hot mamma! Youre a MILF I tell ya!” — Scott Disick ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Yo mamma so fat that when she sits on the toilet it say abcdefg det your fat ass off of me — Jessica Olguin Copy Share Image
Baby why you gotta look like that, tell your mamma I wanna thank her, when I look at you I wanna spank yah. — Deepside Copy Share Image
. Mamma Told Me If She Love Me She'll Be Back She Might Not Trust Me Again But She'll Be Back ! — Lil Boosie Copy Share Image
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're 37yrs old and you've not met your papa!!! All thank to your mama. — Adaeze Agbai Copy Share Image
My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin' what the fuck it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin' ass bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa. — John Benjamin Hickey Copy Share Image
Just want to thank my friends and family for all the support regarding my restaurant RYU. I couldn't be happier about the place. — Scott Disick Copy Share Image
Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka. — Scott Disick Copy Share Image
Hope everyone is enjoying life out in the world. It's goes by pretty fast! — Scott Disick Copy Share Image
Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent. — Scott Disick Copy Share Image
When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me. — Scott Disick Copy Share Image
I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible. — Scott Disick Copy Share Image