Anchorman Quote by David Koechner

You ask me to plow the ground. Shall I take a knife and tear my mother's bosom? Then when I die she will not…

— Wovoka

So loving to my mother, That he might not beteem the winds of heaven, Visit her face' too roughly.

— William Shakespeare

“The window rattles without you, you bastard. The trees are the cause, rattling in the wind, you jerk, the wind scraping those leaves and…

— Daniel Handler

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?

— Morrie Ryskind

If i should enter the house and speak with my own voice, at last, about its awful furnitutre, pulling apart the covering over the…

— Lucille Clifton

First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get me a…

— Riley Freeman

Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife…

— Wild Bill Hickok

"The Prince Of Tides" is a lot about my mother - what my mother would do after Dad would hit one of the kids…

— Terry Gross

“Don't talk to me like that! I am your mother! Oh, God the Father, I have raised a monster!”

— Carlos Malvar

I'll shoot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet until she dies.

— Immortal Technique

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

— Chevy Chase

Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get…

— David Sedaris