"When I saw my white ass on the……" — David Duchovny
"When I saw my white ass on the screen I saw I should have spray-tanned and maybe waxed."
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111 Quotes by David Duchovny
David Duchovny has 111 quotes on this site.
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I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.
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I like my computer. But I don't know how to use it as well as the 10-year-old daughter.
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A dream is the mind's way of answering a question it hasn't yet figured out how to ask.
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People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and…
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Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything,…
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If you're smart, you'll always be humble. You can learn all you want, but there'll always be somebody who's never…
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Fame does lead to money, which I don't have a close relationship with. I'm the kind of guy who never…
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It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility.
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There is never a personal-life connection between my characters and myself. I'm a professional and I can access what I…
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Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when…
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I don't think I'd ever be cruel to an animal.
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Those characters are forever searchingeven if we're not watching them, they're out there, in some dimension. Mulder and Scully are…
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More Ass Quotes
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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
— Pat Benatar
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
— Richard Burton
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
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I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.…
— Jennifer Aniston
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
— LL Cool J
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I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was…
— Kanye West
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The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
— Florynce Kennedy
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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
— John Wayne
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
— Robert James Waller
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We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It…
— Sam Houston
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I hope you're all Republicans.
— Ronald Reagan
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