David Duchovny Quotes

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• I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.
• I like my computer. But I don't know how to use it as well as the 10-year-old daughter.
• A dream is the mind's way of answering a question it hasn't yet figured out how to ask.
• People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it…
• Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was…
• If you're smart, you'll always be humble. You can learn all you want, but there'll always be somebody who's never read a book who'll know…
• Fame does lead to money, which I don't have a close relationship with. I'm the kind of guy who never sees the money - it…
• It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility.
• There is never a personal-life connection between my characters and myself. I'm a professional and I can access what I need to access, so there's…
• Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.
• I don't think I'd ever be cruel to an animal.
• Those characters are forever searchingeven if we're not watching them, they're out there, in some dimension. Mulder and Scully are still doing their thing, because…
• Garry Shandling is someone I've publicly gone gay for, for jokes. Oh and anyone in the Twilight movies. I don't know any of their names,…
• I think Mulder is the worst FBI agent in the world. He spends millions of dollars investigating these paranormal phenomena and never comes up with…
• I think people still have a need for miracles. Science keeps telling them there's no life on Mars, there's no God, nothing's trailing Hale-Bopp, those…
• Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian.…
• Humility is considered an un-masculine quality.
• I don't like watching people work if they're making art.
• I don't make decisions based on money.
• I don't need my phone to play me music. I need it to be a phone and an e-mail thing.

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