Quote by David Duchovny Download Open image “When I saw my white ass on the screen I saw I should have spray-tanned and maybe waxed.” — David Duchovny ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
This is so dumb - once time I spray-tanned before a race, and I didn't shower, and I sweated the whole thing off on… — Amber Cope Copy Share Image
I'm very English. I'm white. I mean, I'm so pale. With spray tans they start peeling and start getting really dirty looking. — Sam Claflin Copy Share Image
“Hooray for whitehood! Could do without the sunburn, mind. It’s hard to get the balance right. I only have to gaze at a blank… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I used to do fake tanning because I was told that I didn't look great. — Nicola Roberts Copy Share Image
Even if you apply any kind of lotion and straighten your hair you will never be white. — Jacob Zuma Copy Share Image
As I got older, I realised fake tan was rather messy and I wanted to look cleaner, classier and more demure. — Nicola Roberts Copy Share Image
My whole life, I've wanted things before I was ready. I was always pushing for the next job, the next success. I was so… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
I would say recently I've gotten back to perusing [Samuel] Beckett's novels. Listening to the way Donald Trump speaks without saying anything has made… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
I got married a bit late, I agree. In any other period of history I'd have been dead at that age and they'd have… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power to the people to keep an eye on government. So… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
Fame does lead to money, which I don't have a close relationship with. I'm the kind of guy who never sees the money -… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
I like my computer. But I don't know how to use it as well as the 10-year-old daughter. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
Maybe the best things about celebrity are the things like being able to get that seat on the plane that you wouldn't normally get,… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
“Of course I’m biased, what else could I be? Bias makes the world go round, sometimes a little too fast.” — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
'The X-Files,' as I recall, we didn't know really what we were until the middle of the first year. You know, so if we'd… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
I always dreamt of being a basketball player. A dream that only I believed in. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image