Ifs Quotes by David Duchovny

10 Ifs quotes by David Duchovny

David Duchovny treats 'Ifs' with a sardonic charm, turning hypothetical scenarios into witty observations. Ten short pieces showcase his off‑beat, thoughtful humor.

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I really like gratuitous nudity. I hate when people go, 'I'll only do it if it makes sense for the movie'. It…

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If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay…

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If young actors ask me things, I always tell them to get on set and watch how it's done. If you can,…

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Those characters are forever searchingeven if we're not watching them, they're out there, in some dimension. Mulder and Scully are still doing…

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If Fox Mulder discovered that Larry Sanders was a clone? I think he would stab him . . . but it wouldn't…

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I'm not reading currently because I'm getting revisions of a novel. If I read while I'm writing I will unconsciously plagiarize and…

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If somebody says what they want or what they need it gives the person the chance to say yes or no, instead…

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I don't think you could function on set if you think like that. I think once you start to think of the…

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I don't know if [Samuel] Beckett is something you ever bring to the beach - get out of the water, towel off,…

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I think it was W.H. Auden who said he was lucky that his first favorite poet was Thomas Hardy, who was a…

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