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““I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.””

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“How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and…

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“If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance”

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“When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.”

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“You said you left Mississippi in 1854," Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks "Were you a runaway slave?" "Not at all," Cindy…

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“Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.”

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“You can't do that, it makes too much sense.”

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“I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.”

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“Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the…

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“Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart”

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“My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.”

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“We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby. Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts…

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“Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass”

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A man has a right to use a saw, an axe, a plane, separately; may he not combine their uses on the same piece…

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Is the minor convenience of allowing the present generation the luxury of doubling its energy consumption every 10 years worth the major hazard of…

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“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.”

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The average family exists only on paper and its average budget is a fiction, invented by statisticians for the convenience of statisticians.

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What you call disorder is nothing else than one of the laws of the order you comprehend not and which you have erroneously named…

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“And what is the state but a servant and a convenience for a large number of people, just like the electric light and the…

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Thirty or forty proprietors, with incomes answering to between one thousand and five thousand a year, would create a much more effectual demand for…

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If you spot a market where the only choices are at either one end or the other - high fidelity or high convenience -…

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Unfortunately, nature seems unaware of our intellectual need for convenience and unity, and very often takes delight in complication and diversity.

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What more degrades woman today than that she so often seeks marriage as a support? Why is the holy sacrament of love, the sanctity…

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To what fortuitous occurrence do we not owe every pleasure and convenience of our lives.

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