“You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?” — Daven Anderson Copy Share
“If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“You said you left Mississippi in 1854," Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks "Were you a runaway slave?" "Not at all," Cindy… — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the… — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.” — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
“We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby. Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts… — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
