Heartbreak Quote by Daven Anderson

“If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance”

— Daven Anderson

“When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.”

— Daven Anderson

“You said you left Mississippi in 1854," Ron says. He turns to Mamuwalde and asks "Were you a runaway slave?" "Not at all," Cindy…

— Daven Anderson

“Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.”

— Daven Anderson

“You can't do that, it makes too much sense.”

— Daven Anderson

“I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.”

— Daven Anderson

“I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.”

— Daven Anderson

“Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the…

— Daven Anderson

“Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart”

— Daven Anderson

“My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.”

— Daven Anderson

“We even commissioned a smaller pair of these statues for the baggage claim area in the regular lobby. Gives all those Normal conspiracy nuts…

— Daven Anderson

“Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass”

— Daven Anderson