Time Quote by Scott Wallace

“That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. (Last words.)”

— Lou Costello

“I called room service wearing nothing but a towel. I’d almost forgotten. I ordered a pot of coffee, sugar, and cream. They asked if…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“I could not figure out what they were doing in an ice cream shop, since they couldn't possible eat calories. I imagined they just…

— Leila Sales

“It tasted off, if it was possible for Coke to take off.”

— Matt Blake

“I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.”

— Daven Anderson

“Today I bought a small Frosty. This may not seem significant, but the fact is: I'm lactose intolerant. Purchasing a small Frosty, then, is…

— Joe Wenderoth

“I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.”

— Randy Kagan

“She was a coffee-spilling, plate-dropping wreck of a waitress who surprised herself the few times she got an order right.”

— Grace Mattioli

“If someone were crushed to death trying to get a frosty can of Diet Coke, it wouldn't be my fault. I'd tried to raise…

— Eileen Cook

“She came back with a can of Coke and a can of Diet Coke, and handed me the nonvile one.”

— Jim Butcher

“When I tried to give my half-eaten ice cream to another child, I ran into the first problem of the day.”

— Graham Parke

“I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because…

— Jarod Kintz