"In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and…" — Darynda Jones

"In Cookie's defense, it was raining wildcats and rabid dogs."

— Darynda Jones

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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…

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More Cookies Quotes

This quote is filed under Cookies Quotes, one of 341 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every… — Ellen Barkin
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff. — Sandra Bullock
A lot of what is wrong with corporate America has to do with a culture filled with antibodies trained to… — Nolan Bushnell
I don't want you to think that I'm up late reading a stack of Spider-Man comics and eating a tray… — Nicolas Cage
I'm very friendly or whatever, but I would hardly say that I'm that cookie-cutter. I don't live in L.A. or… — Kelly Clarkson
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. — Hillary Clinton
I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. — Jennifer Aniston
I have an amazing mother who's a real tough cookie. She taught me not to get emotional about [sexism in… — Zoe Saldana
And thats the way it was and thats the way the cookie crumbles — Tupac Shakur
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort,… — Rudy Giuliani
Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who… — Meryl Streep

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