"I may not look like much, but I'm……" — Darynda Jones
"I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja."
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.
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I kind of quit surfing when I got out of high school, but then a few years ago I started…
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I am an expert in the 'art of the possible.'
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I realize that of all people, I am no expert on parenting or marriage.
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Every marriage is a mystery to me, even the one I'm in. So I'm no expert on it.
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