"Ninjas are like not normal" — Unknown Author

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• A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson
• Medicine cabinets are dangerous. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja. — Barry Lyga
• Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a… — Unknown Author
• I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that." — Jonah Hill
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