Ninjas Quotes

31 quotes by 31 authors

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson
..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in fact the problem… — Susan J. Douglas
No. No, first comes boyhood. You get to play with soldiers and spacemen, cowboys and ninjas, pirates and robots. But before you know it, all… — Brian K. Vaughan
I'm just saying it's not all sand castles and ninjas. — Libba Bray
Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, weâ€™re ninjas.' 'Well, maybe youâ€™re a… — John Green
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must… — Seth Grahame-Smith
Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate. — Nick Harkaway
Niten's eyes didn't move, but a trace of a smile curled his lips. "I do not need my eyes to tell me where I'm going."… — Michael Scott
I need to talk to you. I had a weird dream." "Let me guess. You got tied up by lady ninjas. With big hooters." "Uh,… — Holly Black
I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack… — James Dashner
What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads. — Rob Thurman
There is a movement happening, a quiet one. A low-profile, low-resolution revolution. Comprised of writers and dreamers, of guerrilla artists and thought-ninjas. Those with something… — Erin Morgenstern
Because Iâ€™m an English ninja,â€ Tanith replied. â€œWeâ€™re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more. — Derek Landy
Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, theyâ€™re no good. — Etgar Keret
The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again. — Jeaniene Frost
Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas — Charles Dickens
I loved ninjas when I was younger. — Rain
I think ninjas are probably quieter than SEALs, but we are better swimmers, and also better with guns and blowing things up. — William H. McRaven
Ninjas are so cool! — Adrianne Palicki
Real ninjas don't hide from their problems. — Nikhil Saluja

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