"I like to see the glass as half……" — Darynda Jones
"I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels."
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
— Aristotle
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
— Michael Badnarik
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Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious…
— Michael Badnarik
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to…
— Dave Barry
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According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision…
— Xavier Becerra
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
— Brendan Behan
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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