"This is my knife. It is very sharp……" — Daniel Handler
"This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful…
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We grow older, but we do not change. We become more sophisticated, but at bottom we continue to resemble our…
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Most of us are about as eager to be changed as we were to be born, and go through our…
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At male strip shows, it is still the women that we watch, the audience of women and their eager faces.…
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When a man's willing and eager the god's join in.
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We read advertisements... to discover and enlarge our desires. We are always ready - even eager - to discover, from…
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In my early days, I was eager to learn and to do things, and therefore I learned quickly.
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When I talk to people in need, they tell me they want to hope; they are eager for opportunity; they…
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If I do do a sequel, I'm going to have to know for sure that the script is better than…
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We smile at the ignorance of the savage who cuts down the tree in order to reach its fruit; but…
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People who lead a lonely existence always have something on their minds that they are eager to talk about.
— Anton Chekhov
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There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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