"I’m not a cuckoo, either. I’m a fool is what."
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Daniel Handler
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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More Cuckoo Quotes
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Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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As one sits here in summertime and listens to the cuckoo and all the other bird songs, the crackling and…
— Carl Linnaeus
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I love 30 Rock because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
— Tracy Morgan
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When daisies pied and violets blue And lady-smocks all silver-white And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue Do paint the meadows with…
— William Shakespeare
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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists…
— Alan Coren
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I`m kind of like one of those people that picks up small and interesting bits of wood and doesn`t want…
— Joe Strummer
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I get all my ideas in Switzerland near the Forka Pass. There is a little town called Gletch, and two…
— Dr. Seuss
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I think there are some groups of stocks that are highly vulnerable because they're in cuckoo land in terms of…
— Marc Faber
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I want to build a clock that ticks once a year. The century hand advances once every one hundred years,…
— Danny Hillis
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O Cuckoo! shall I call thee bird, Or but a wandering voice?
— William Wordsworth
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If the cuckoo does not sing, kill it.
— Unknown Author
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We were surprised how closely the cuckoo imitated the clock-and yet, of course, it could never have heard a clock.
— Mark Twain
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