"Announcing your death should be like announcing that……" — Daniel Handler
"Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler has 495 quotes on this site.
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy…
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The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous inspiration…
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone.
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring…
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very…
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This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.
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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great…
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You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so…
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I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we're in…
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The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
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Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make - bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake…
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How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed…
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More Announcing Quotes
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The click [of a light switch] is the modern triumphal clarion proceeding us through life, announcing our entry into every…
— Ben Katchor
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In battling evil, excess is good; for he who is moderate in announcing the truth is presenting half-truth. He conceals…
— Khalil Gibran
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That the different Christian confessions, aware of the need for a new evangelisation in this period of profound transformations, may…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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The earliest signs of living things, announcing as they do a high complexity of organization, entirely exclude the hypothesis of…
— Roderick Murchison
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We could make a difference just by holding our emissions steady as our businesses continue to grow. But that doesn't…
— Rupert Murdoch
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Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the…
— Jay Leno
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Between Clive Owen winning at the Golden Globes and the British Academy announcing its nominations, of which Sideways received only…
— Thomas Haden Church
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This was the first Memorial Day [Monday, May 1st, 1865]. African Americans invented Memorial Day in Charleston, South Carolina. What…
— David W. Blight
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The person who kills for fun is announcing that, could he get away with it, he'd kill you for fun.…
— Brigid Brophy
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. . . when the nature of mind is introduced by a master, it is just too simple for us…
— Sogyal Rinpoche
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Speaking as he unintentionally launched his farewell tour by announcing that the 2000 season would be his last before retirement:…
— LaVell Edwards
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BYU takes on defending national champion Florida State in the Pigskin Classic in Jacksonville, Fla., eight days after announcing that…
— LaVell Edwards
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