Blood sugar Quote by Daniel Handler

“credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it…

— Tucker Max

“He entered the room, noticing three things at once. There was a fire beginning to build in the small brick fireplace on the wall…

— Lexxie Couper

“Though she hardly knew how to explain the matter even to herself, she was sure that there was at present a general heaving-up of…

— Anthony Trollope

“You see, sex for Jews is not such a terrible sin. It's just one more physical sport we're gonna stink at.”

— Jaffe Cohen

“I’m a sucker for punishment,” Joslyn answered cheerfully. “There’s something about him—” “Raw sexual magnetism, maybe?” Kendra prompted, beginning to perk up as the…

— Linda Lael Miller

“My emotions were like a crowd. Give ’em what they want. Barabbas or the J-man. There’s gonna be a crucifixion. Well, more or less.…

— Trebor Healey

“I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.”

— Diamanda Galás

“Jen was in turmoil; she was grappling with self-esteem issues and a failed attempt at anorexia. I was in the right place at the…

— Jonathan Tropper

“Let's get it over with, so I can stop wondering. How many have there been?" Lauren stared at him."How many what?" "Lovers," he clarified…

— Judith McNaught

“?-: Yes, I must say, that part distressed me a bit. I had no idea girls could do that... (JUNE and RUTH look at…

— Benjamin R. Smith

“She says that I have to abstain from all sexual activity for the next four weeks.” Christian’s mouth drops open in shock, and I…

— E.L. James

“I practiced saying I was gay to inanimate objects around the house. I told the soap dish in the bathroom, the ceiling fan above…

— Nick Burd