Funny as hell Quote by Dana Marie Bell

“Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's underwear.”

— Dana Marie Bell

You only get one family, so why not make it work? I don't understand friends who say they haven't talked to their mother in…

— Kathy Hilton

I talked to my mother about it a lot. I asked her what it was like to grow up in New York and Harlem…

— Denzel Washington

I have rarely talked to anyone about my mother, for I believe that I am capable of killing a person, without hesitation, who happened…

— Malcolm X

“I talked to a mother of nine last night, and I thought, “Nine is nine years too young to be a mother.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Mimi talked about Mother, how at fifty, women wonder what they have done with their lives. What do they believe? What is of value?…

— Terry Tempest Williams

People always talked about a mother's uncanny ability to read her children, but that was nothing compared to how children could read their mothers.

— Anne Tyler

“What do you have to say for yourself, boy?" Cgerise "Sorry, Ma, I'm a sexy demon magnet?" Nick "Cherise!" Bubba "Don't you even take…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Sorry. My friends didn't mention certain…details about you and you just wouldn't believe how nutty some people are. Just last week, I had a…

— Jeaniene Frost

“Its a good thing I'm here, big guy, because you have shit taste in friends." Okay, I said the last part intentionally, knowing how…

— Cardeno C

“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a…

— Matthew Bracey

“This...this...thing?" "A parsnip?" Jem suggested "A parsnip planted in satan's own garden," said Will. He glanced about. "I dont suppose there's a dog I…

— Cassandra Clare