Funny as hell Quote by Dana Marie Bell

“When Duncan did arrive a half hour later, I hugged him and didn't let go. He seemed a little embarrassed to be receiving such…

— B. Alston

“In fact, I'm going to bed now." "Need some help?" "Keep it down and let me sleep in." Norah clicked the volume lower on…

— Shannyn Schroeder

“Wouldn’t it be freaky if the two of us exchanged places? You’d have to go home to my house and make out with Duncan.…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Cyn stopped, drawing a deep breath. "Will you answer the fucking question or not? There's more at stake here than Raphael's Dick" Duncan choked…

— D.B. Reynolds

“Your dad just told us to go have sex.” Her mouth falling open, Jamie stopped dead in the middle of the hallway. “He what?”

— Michelle Osgood

“Kyle, open up. What kind of weirdo locks his bedroom door anyway?" "The kind that has jerks staying over who steal girlfriends." I pressed…

— Shelly Crane

“It’s the pain, isn’t it? With enough pain, you wink out.” He didn’t answer, and I grinned. “I’m totally going to force you to…

— Jenn Stark

“It's great," Colin said after a while. "About Katrina, I mean. You fugging kissed a girl. A girl. I mean, I always sort of…

— John Green

“Thanks,” Jordan said. “Did you say Dad was here, too?” Kyle threw her a you-are-so-busted look. “Why, yes, he is. He’s out in the…

— Julie James

Fifteen minutes later, Betsy came thundering down the stairs. "I'm going to the mall with Sierra to see a movie." Michael leaned forward, switched…

— Kristin Hannah

“You grabbed my tit a little, Mr. Old Timey Talker.” Blake seemed to swallow a smile. “Manhandling a lady is inexcusable. I would only…

— Debra Anastasia

“You must be Sara." Lucas extended his hand. Sara slipped her hand into Lucas's. "That's me. And you are?" "Lucas Parker, Kylie's boyfriend." Boyfriend?…

— C.C. Hunter