"This movie will actually increase the sex life……" — Dana Carvey
"This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put this on, with the 45 minutes of extras and they've got almost two hours to do whatever they've got to do while the kids watch the movie."
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Dana Carvey
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37 Quotes by Dana Carvey
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If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!
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Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!
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If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.
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