Sex Life Quotes
51 Sex Life quotes by 43 unique authors
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The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your…
— Drew Carey
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I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't.
— Adele
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What has drug addiction done for me? It's cost me my career, my fortune and basically my sex life when I found out I was…
— Robbin Crosby
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People who grow rich almost always improve their sex life. More people want to have sex with them. That's just the way human beings work.…
— Felix Dennis
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Yoga is the best thing for your sex life. It keeps you limber in all kinds of ways. It teaches you to love your body…
— Woody Harrelson
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My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
— Joan Rivers
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Obamacare will question your sex life,
— Betsy McCaughey
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Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup.
— Ken Bates
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Filled with great advice, practical support, and steamy, imaginative suggestions for how to have an exciting, challenging, satisfying sex life.
— Unknown Author
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I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need…
— Billy Crystal
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Everyone's sex life is funny except your own. Every person's is, and yours never is. The lengths people go to — and the extremes and…
— John Waters
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I read a comment [about me] on YouTube that I thought would upset me — ‘Test pilot for pies’ — but I’ve always been a…
— Adele
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If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no area of human…
— P.D. James
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Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.
— George Mikes
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He (Hitler) is thinking about the peasant girls. When they stand in the fields and bend down at their work so that you can see…
— Ernst Rohm
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It has always been preferable to attribute a woman's success to her beauty rather than to her brains, to reduce her to the sum of…
— Stacy Schiff
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Yes, exercise is the catalyst. That's what makes everything happen: your digestion, your elimination, your sex life, your skin, hair, everything about you depends on…
— Jack LaLanne
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It is easier to tell our therapist about our sex life than it is to tell our accountant about our finances.
— Vicki Robin
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The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If…
— Glenda Jackson
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I was starting to become impotent through this diet and couldn't perform. How many people who are taking the little blue pill, if they started…
— Morgan Spurlock
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If I were young, fast, healthy, and had a lot of money and my whole sex life ahead of me, I'd retire - like Secretariat.
— Dick Butkus
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Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.
— Jacob M. Appel
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I have no objection to anyone's sex life as long as they don't practice it in the street and frighten the horses.
— Oscar Wilde
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Ignorance is bliss-Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
— Stephen Colbert
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Sometimes we are outright rude when we interact with people. We meet a gay guy or a couple living together, and we think we have…
— Judah Smith
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43 authors contributed a total of 51 Sex Life Quotes, led by these top contributors: