Funny Quote by Dan Bennett

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.

— Ronald Reagan

Middle age is when you find out where the action is so you can go someplace else.

— Patricia Penton Leimbach

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

— Laurence J. Peter

Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.

— Anonymous

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.

— Anonymous

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

— Bob Hope

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

— Laurence J. Peter

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.Middle Age

— E Joseph Cossman

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

— Ogden Nash

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

— E. Joseph Cossman

Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.

— Laurence J. Peter

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

— Earl Wilson