Important things Quote by D.T. Dyllin

“I feel my sexiness is a thing that creeps up on you, like mold on a loaf of corner-store bread you thought you'd get…

— Samantha Irby

“Sex must be important as it is so expensive.”

— Steve Jones

“All that doesn’t matter. All that stuff I did before was just sex. I told you, I don’t want to have sex with you.…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“Your mind, your words, your charm and your style are all the sexiness that I need in my life!”

— Avijeet Das

“You emptied the top rack of the dishwasher but not the bottom, so the clean dishes have gotten all mixed up with the dirty…

— Lorrie Moore

“If I ended up with this girl I was going to buy a new table. I'd had sex on it too many times for…

— Tarryn Fisher

“How about if I take you home and give you some insight into the male libido?" Tage asked, giving her a wicked smile. "Typical.…

— Shari Copell

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“There were some things a girl just didn't share. Like the fact that I needed wild and crazy monkey sex up against a wall…

— Vanessa Vale

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Yes, my enormous sexual appetite tends to scare men away. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my dinner date.”

— Stacia Kane

“My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me…

— Jarod Kintz