Relationships Quote by Craig Johnson

“He swelled into the piece, his hand flat-hatting across the keyboard and thundering the lower notes like a trip-hammer. Finishing what I assumed was…

— Craig Johnson

“Good friends are the ones who can remain close without losing their ability to”

— Craig Johnson

“When you go to a dogfight, it’s always good to bring the meanest bitch.”

— Craig Johnson

The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an Indian, and…

— Craig Johnson

“I thought about Maggie and how passion was a difficult thing to sustain, but that friendship had a pace that could go on forever.”

— Craig Johnson

“I don't trust people who don't like animals. Hell, animals are the finest people I know.”

— Craig Johnson

“a beautiful, intelligent woman with a body like Salome and a mouth like a saltwater crocodile.”

— Craig Johnson

“I think insanity runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops.”

— Craig Johnson

“I couldn’t help but remember the one at my parents’ place after they had passed. I’d gone through their things and hadn’t kept much,…

— Craig Johnson

“Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in your old…

— Craig Johnson

“You will stand and see the good, but you will also stand and see the bad—the dead shall rise and the blind will see.”

— Craig Johnson

“Little known fact: offensive tackles score higher on the Wonderlic than any other position.”

— Craig Johnson