“Motive and opportunity rode along like two out of four apocalyptic equestrians, grinning with their bony death heads at us lesser humans… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
A life without friends means death without company. (Adiskidegabeko bizita, auzogabeko heriotza.) —BASQUE PROVERB — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deah, I will live forever. If I don't, I sure… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
Maybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love. — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“With more than thirty thousand suicides a year, the act is the tenth leading cause of death in the United States.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“He swelled into the piece, his hand flat-hatting across the keyboard and thundering the lower notes like a trip-hammer. Finishing what I assumed was… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Good friends are the ones who can remain close without losing their ability to” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“When you go to a dogfight, it’s always good to bring the meanest bitch.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an Indian, and… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I thought about Maggie and how passion was a difficult thing to sustain, but that friendship had a pace that could go on forever.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I don't trust people who don't like animals. Hell, animals are the finest people I know.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“a beautiful, intelligent woman with a body like Salome and a mouth like a saltwater crocodile.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I think insanity runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but remember the one at my parents’ place after they had passed. I’d gone through their things and hadn’t kept much,… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in your old… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“You will stand and see the good, but you will also stand and see the bad—the dead shall rise and the blind will see.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Little known fact: offensive tackles score higher on the Wonderlic than any other position.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image