“Hey, there was this Indian woman hitchhiking back to the Rez in the middle of the night and this white woman picks her up. The Indian woman says, ‘Hey, thanks for picking me up. What are you doing out on… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I looked at the sky with its patchwork of sun and storm clouds—the devil must be beating his wife indeed. I bet I was the only one who used that phrase anymore. I” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“He swelled into the piece, his hand flat-hatting across the keyboard and thundering the lower notes like a trip-hammer. Finishing what I assumed was… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Good friends are the ones who can remain close without losing their ability to” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“When you go to a dogfight, it’s always good to bring the meanest bitch.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an Indian, and… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I thought about Maggie and how passion was a difficult thing to sustain, but that friendship had a pace that could go on forever.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I don't trust people who don't like animals. Hell, animals are the finest people I know.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“a beautiful, intelligent woman with a body like Salome and a mouth like a saltwater crocodile.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I think insanity runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but remember the one at my parents’ place after they had passed. I’d gone through their things and hadn’t kept much,… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in your old… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“You will stand and see the good, but you will also stand and see the bad—the dead shall rise and the blind will see.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Little known fact: offensive tackles score higher on the Wonderlic than any other position.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
