"You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd…" — Craig Ferguson

"You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry"

— Craig Ferguson

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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson has 182 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
Fat is where comedy is stored,
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
The Universe is very, very big.
You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…

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More Cry Quotes

This quote is filed under Cry Quotes, one of 5,685 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Nobody needs to cry for me. I'm going to be great. — Lance Armstrong
Crying wolf is a real danger. — David Attenborough
I am more and more convinced that man is a dangerous creature and that power, whether vested in many or… — Abigail Adams
People can cry much easier than they can change. — James A. Baldwin
I cry a lot, you know. Which is very difficult for a man to recognise, but I do. I cry… — Antonio Banderas
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought… — Douglas Adams
I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name.… — Joey Lauren Adams
The study of beauty is a duel in which the artist cries with terror before being defeated. — Charles Baudelaire
I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry. — Pierre Beaumarchais
Crying is really bad for your vocal cords. — Adele
It is not whether you really cry. It's whether the audience thinks you are crying. — Ingrid Bergman
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if… — Ambrose Bierce

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