"Old people really do have a secret though.……" — Craig Ferguson

"Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck."

— Craig Ferguson

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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson has 182 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
Fat is where comedy is stored,
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
The Universe is very, very big.
You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…

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More Luck Quotes

This quote is filed under Luck Quotes, one of 1,913 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Sometimes I still can't believe my luck. — David Bailey
Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck… — Lucille Ball
I think luck gets you on to the stage. But it has nothing to do with keeping you there. — Eric Bana
This world is run with far too tight a rein for luck to interfere. Fortune sells her wares; she never… — Amelia Barr
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never… — Charles Baudelaire
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. — Milton Berle
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making… — Yogi Berra
I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made… — Halle Berry
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. — Ambrose Bierce
I made 50 million bucks yesterday. That's a flameout I could get used to. — Conrad Black
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind - listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. — Eubie Blake
I'm amazed that things have panned out the way they have. I always say I'm so lucky, though my mum… — Orlando Bloom

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