"Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything……" — Craig Ferguson
"Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes."
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson has 182 quotes on this site.
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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…
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The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care…
— Adele
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Something about glamour interested me. All my schoolbooks had drawings of women on terraces with a cocktail and a cigarette.
— Bill Blass
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In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of…
— Julia Child
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Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
— Tommy Chong
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Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.
— Loni Anderson
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If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.
— Loni Anderson
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Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.
— Loni Anderson
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Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive.
— Loni Anderson
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It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette.
— Loni Anderson
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My memory of my mom is a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She was…
— Loni Anderson
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I don't want my picture in any cigarettes, but I also don't want you to lose the ten dollars, so…
— Honus Wagner
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The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers…
— Richard Doll
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