"I don't think wood was discovered in Britain……" — Craig Ferguson
"I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway."
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…
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Television of course actually started in Britain in 1936, and it was a monopoly, and there was only one broadcaster…
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I'll put it frankly - Britain has more influence in China than Norway or Switzerland, with all respect for the…
— Jose Manuel Barroso
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Britain today is suffering from galloping obsolescence.
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We, therefore, here in Britain stand shoulder to shoulder with our American friends in this hour of tragedy, and we,…
— Tony Blair
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Labour is the party of law and order in Britain today. Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.
— Tony Blair
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But I am an optimist about Britain; and the difference between an optimist and a pessimist is not that the…
— Tony Blair
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Genetic modification has many different areas, for example in medicine, and Britain is at the leading edge of this new…
— Tony Blair
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But more than anything else, for the British folks Irish people were all terrorists. So when we went to Britain,…
— Bono
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I rate Morrissey as one of the best lyricists in Britain. For me, he's up there with Bryan Ferry.
— David Bowie
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The first book I did - the first successful book - was a kind of a travel book, and publishers…
— Bill Bryson
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Britain still has the most reliably beautiful countryside of anywhere in the world. I would hate to be part of…
— Bill Bryson
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Monarchists frequently declare that without the royal family, Britain would be 'nothing.' What a woeful lack of love for one's…
— Julie Burchill
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