"I don't know now if I'm funny. I……" — Craig Ferguson

"I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny."

— Craig Ferguson

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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson

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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
Fat is where comedy is stored,
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
The Universe is very, very big.
You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…

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