Funny Quote by Craig Benzine Download Open image “Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.” — Craig Benzine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please. That's how I know it doesn't exist. — Willow Smith Copy Share Image
It's simple. Nothing exists except in relation to something else. — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
We live in this realm where things exist but we pretend they don't exist, so that makes them, you know, nonexistent. — Dominique Jackson Copy Share Image
Things exist either because they have recently come into existence or because they have qualities that made them unlikely to be destroyed in the… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
In this world, there are many things that dont exist because people dont believe in them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Anything does not exist until it is created. You create it” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image