Quote by Corey Taylor

“I crack myself up.”

— James W. Huston

“Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say.”

— Patrick Stump

“To me, the best humor is indeed the ability to laugh at one's self. So I give myself endless opportunities to do so.”

— Tom Althouse

“I think you're too clever for your own good”

— Katharine McGee

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And after they were cracked, the teacher would try…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm young, but I'm already screwing up my life. I'm smart but not enough - just smart enough to have problems.”

— Ned Vizzini

“I instantly like people who laugh at my jokes. It's a weakness of mine.”

— Matthew Norman

“I'm sorry There are some jokes you cannot understand until you have been a fool many, many years and thought yourself finally cured and…

— Robert Anton Wilson

“People are funny sometimes, and that includes me. Every now and then we do or don't do something and we can't explain it, not…

— Gil Miller

“You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.”

— BJ Neblett

“It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid.…

— John S. Hall

“I know I'm funny because I make myself laugh a lot!”

— Yohann Dafeu