"The top two movies at the box office……" — Conan O'Brien
"The top two movies at the box office this weekend were 'High School Musical 3' and 'Saw V.' One movie features gruesome onscreen torture that is difficult to watch and the other is about a guy with a saw."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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I want to do exactly what I want to do. I'd rather gamble on the box office than beg for…
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From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.
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I was a daredevil before, and after I lost my sight I was the same. I loved riding bikes, scooters…
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I like very much to ride horses. I like soccer, I have had a passion for boxing since I was…
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in…
— Erma Bombeck
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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I have spoken honestly about being born into a home where there was discord and chaos. I saw my mom…
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We believe that within five years, 96 percent of British consumers will have access to the Internet, whether it be…
— Richard Branson
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If God came down here with the box that had the reason for living in it, I'd like to find…
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