"I dont need a pardon. I need a…" — Conan O'Brien
"I dont need a pardon. I need a job."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien has 151 quotes on this site.
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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Dont blame me, I was given this world, I didn't make it.
— Tupac Shakur
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But I see now that whether I show up for work or not, the evil forces are going to beat…
— Tupac Shakur
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You dont have to hold on to the pain, to hold on to the memory.
— Janet Jackson
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"Tell em keep my name out they mouth cuz they dont know me"
— Lil Wayne
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Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people.
— Unknown Author
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Temperature is as far as the heat goes, people are haters cos im doing something good. Hate me dont hate…
— Tupac Shakur
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Ain't no chance if you dont take it.
— Guy Clark
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Im very clear that everyone in the world loves me. I just dont expect them to realize it yet.
— Byron Katie
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As you see, I do not treat the creation of fiction, that to say the invention and development of fantasies,as…
— J M Coetzee
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Some of us do so much to make others happy. Sad thing is, some of us dont even know someone…
— Wiz Khalifa
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Hush little baby, Dont you cry, Dont cut your arms, Dont say goodbye. Put down that razor, Put down that…
— Emily Giffin
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In the land of "I know," there is always competitiveness, jealousy, pretence, pride and arrogance. It is an aggressive realm…
— Mooji
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