Approval Quote by Colleen McCarty

“And so the Afternoon Weekday Date Scorecard went like this: gay boys, 3. Bedsheets, below zero. Vatican-enforced check on virginity, 10. Sometimes life just…

— Hayden Thorne

“I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates?”

— Lauren Kate

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with whatever you want.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Days are seldom empty. They are always full. Emptiness is within us.”

— Bhuwan Thapaliya

“Men never know when things are dirty or not; women will have their little nonsenses and needless cares.”

— Jane Austen

“DAYS ARE WEEKS AND WEEKS ARE DAYS INSIDE YOU”

— Blake Butler

“We tediously create calendars filled with empty duties, and then we foolishly let those calendars empty us.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a…

— Mark Lawrence

“It's not the last day that matters the most. It's the ones in between. The ones you get the chance to look back on.…

— John David Anderson

“If you have only a day to live; fill it with study and sex.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“The best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you.”

— Jarod Kintz