Quote by Claire Contreras

“Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" "Not at all. Shoot-" "Do you have butt implants?”

— Giorge Leedy

“Pectoral implants? My God! The man's had a boob job!”

— Jackie Williams

“I suck in my stomach and arch my back... There's really no attractive way for a woman to sit down.”

— Ashley Pullo

“You mean like a small silicone breast implant?” I wasn’t actually thinking that, but sure.”

— Mary Roach

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this attitude, because…

— Lori Chapman

“You know damn well that's not how the wire works, and if you weren't afraid of it, you'd have one yourself. It's the same…

— Melissa Scott

“It was like losing an important weight-bearing bone, and I knew I would spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how…

— Adam Rapp

“You can't be fully present in your body without being present in your ass.”

— Charlie Glickman

“You don't think it makes my breasts look like a tiny butt?”

— Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if…

— Celia Rivenbark

“God created you. If you are up to another miracle, try with the plastic surgeon.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova