Quote by Chuck Wendig

“And I want a pony for Christmas,”

— Larry Correia

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You'd never get tired of a pony. It's a classic. It's, like, the Chanel jacket of toys.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“I don't usually drink alcohol around my horses. They are all the buzz I need," she said, eyeing me carefully.”

— Carly Kade

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.”

— Jim Butcher

“I'll stand next to that fountain and wait until the Official find me. And when she does and asks me what I'm doing, I'll…

— Ally Condie

“You look as though you own a minimum of one pony.”

— Katherine Rundell

“ I asked for a pony. And year after year I'm disappointed.”

— Rob Thomas

“What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get you something…

— Jason Medina

“Can I have a pony?” Oh, boy. I think about it for exactly one second. “Absolutely.” She squeezes me tighter and squeals. “Only…don’t tell…

— Emma Chase

“if he were a pony I would offer him food, stroke his ears and scratch his neck; but he curls his lip at the…

— Cathy Cassidy

“a rather jolly little pony, quite possibly wearing a straw hat with holes cut out for its ears.”

— Terry Pratchett