Quote by Chuck Klosterman

“I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.”

— Jarod Kintz

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex. -Tell her I’m married. Then tell her I’ll be there as soon…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm sort of a girly guy in that I love cats, rainbows, sunsets, flowers, trees, and sex. But not sex with trees.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ve never had sex outdoors,” she said gleefully”

— D.A. Young

“So far it has been sex and leaves that keep me alive”

— Renee Gladman

“Never say no to sex”

— P.C. Cast

“Never underestimate the importance of what a woman says in bed. It's one of the few places they will tell you exactly what they…

— Karen Hawkins

“For the first time, I comprehended that love, at least for me, had nothing to do with sex.”

— Sherwood Smith

“Hold on a minute." She leaned out the window, shouted at the messenger who'd nearly sideswiped her vehicle with his jet-board. "Police property, asshole.…

— J.D. Robb

“I want lots and lots of sex." "You really are the woman of my dreams." "First round, wet shower sex, after we scrape off…

— Nora Roberts

“Is sex really that vital? Am I really not worth waiting for?”

— Kelly Oram

“Bless the bright eyes of your sex! They never see, whether for good or bad, more than one side of any question; and that…

— Charles Dickens