"I wish we had a relationship Starbucks cuz……" — Christopher Titus
"I wish we had a relationship Starbucks cuz that's where you make it perfect. You can get everything perfect at Starbucks. If we could just make a relationship one so you could go in and go Hi, I'd like a new girl uh this time no jealousy and only half bi-polar"
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Christopher Titus
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23 Quotes by Christopher Titus
Christopher Titus has 23 quotes on this site.
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Born free. Taxed to death.
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Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what…
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God bless America. But God, please help Canada.
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If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.
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No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
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Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be…
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Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.
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Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies,…
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Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.
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The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and…
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We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.
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Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.
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One of the elements in the film that really fascinated me was not to look at the world in bi-polar…
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It looks like we will have a bi-polar reality
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I don't know if my mother was a narcissist - or bi-polar or borderline. Those were words she tossed around…
— Ariel Gore
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I have horrible stage fright - you know how you go through the bi-polar stage fright thing? Then you go…
— Roseanne Barr
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I am a rapid-cycling manic-depressive, bi-polar one disorder, which means I can have thirty or forty episodes a year, and…
— Andy Behrman
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Reasons why I don't date: I'm not good enough for anyone.If they date me,they're going to regret it. I cant…
— Jasmine Laura
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I just wanna make you better I think I can save you, but I think I'm bi-polar
— Wale
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Another loose cannon gone bi-polar.
— Shinedown
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I just wanna make you better, I think I can save you, but I think I'm Bi-Polar, I love you,…
— Wale
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HIGH ROLLERS, I'M BI-POLAR, I'M NOT SOCIAL, I'M JUST POSTAL
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I'm back on track, add to the fact that I never really drive sober. Cole World but I'm hot as…
— J. Cole
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Dreamlands Bi-Polar! Boy friends mood swings back again! Hes got that old mood-to-mood dryer sound. One minutes up! The other…
— Javaz
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