Quote by Christopher Ryan

“In gorillas’ winner-take-all approach to mating, males compete to see who gets all the booty, as it were. So, although an adult silverback gorilla…

— Christopher Ryan

“humans had less need for oversized muscles for fighting but evolved larger, more powerful testicles and, in the case of humans, a much more…

— Christopher Ryan

“The last three inches of my penis shaft are perfect. Of course, the last three and the first three are one and the same.”

— Jarod Kintz

Gorillas are the largest of the great apes. A mature male may be six feet tall and weigh 400 pounds or more; his enormous…

— Dian Fossey

“Thank God I have enough skin to cover my entire body. But just barely. If my penis were a mere 2.54 centimeters longer, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Alas, the penis is such a ridiculous petitioner. It is so unreliable, though everything depends on it—the world is balanced on it like a…

— William Gass

“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.”

— Jarod Kintz

3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's…

— Damian Marley

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The story of a briefly abundant hairless primate originating in Africa is but a footnote in the history of life, but in the history…

— Matt Ridley (Author

“A chimpanzee can’t win an argument with a Homo sapiens, but the ape can rip the man apart like a rag doll.”

— Yuval Noah Harari

“Dubbed the pink panthers of Madagascar, the fossas are killing machines, eating pretty much anything that moves with powerful jaws filled with canines as…

— Mireya Mayor