"You know, there's a 12 step program for……" — Christopher Moore
"You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six."
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197 Quotes by Christopher Moore
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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
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Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
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If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended,…
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People, generally, suck.
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Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of…
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