Quote by Christopher Mintz Plasse

I will hit a man with glasses.

— Eminem

You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."

— Jim Gaffigan

With annoying glasses

— Ember Toton

Sometimes you just have to bite your upper lip and put sunglasses on.

— Bob Dylan

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

— Anonymous

What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

— Abraham Lincoln

You want me to watch my mouth? How take my eyeballs out and turn 'em around?

— Eminem

When in doubt, I can stare blankly. The rubber face. There's only so many ways you can stare incredulously at the camera and tilt…

— Jon Stewart

What that situation really needed was a little eyebrows.

— George Hamilton

“The flawlessness of his beautiful face will amaze me until the day I die— his lightly tanned skin, his almost girly long lashes, the…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

Karl Lagerfeld looks very tough because of the glasses, and he has all these rings and the leather gloves, and he's so smart. But…

— Carine Roitfeld

I think I need glasses every where I look I see two faces

— Anonymous