Adventure Quote by Christian Lander

“For white people, nothing makes them appreciate the gift of life more than voluntarily trying to end it.” quote by Christian Lander — Download Open image

““For white people, nothing makes them appreciate the gift of life more than voluntarily trying to end it.””

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“This is because white people need to show off the books that they have read. Just as hunters will mount the heads of their…

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“Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. These sunglasses are so popular now that you…

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“You don't have to be white to be white, you just have to be rich.”

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“It is the dream of every white person to be able to resolve all conflicts by complaining to unrelated parties. Because of this, white…

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“When it comes to the subject it's best to understand that white people do not recognize public transit as a viable option until a…

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“All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. Just as Muslims have…

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“Just as hunters will mount the heads of the kills, white people need to let people know that they have made their way to…

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“When white people envision their perfect home, it always has hardwood floors. In fact, most white people would prefer a dirt floor over wall-to-wall…

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“If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.”

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“White people love rock climbing almost more than they love camping. This is because the activity affords them the opportunity to be outside, to…

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