"You know what's funny to me? You know……" — Chris Jericho
"You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD."
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94 Quotes by Chris Jericho
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Talking of first times Stephanie, I bet your first time was really memorable for you and the captain ot the…
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As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll…
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If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows.
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Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!
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You'll never, eever, be the same, again!
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In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need…
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All right, New York City! Welcome to Madison... Square... Jericho! And after tonight, when I become the true, undisputed Intercontinental…
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I've got news for you... both those idiots [Al Snow and the Rock] aren't your friends! They hate you! Everybody…
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Thank you Stephanie, you’re the breast… I mean best!
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I am Chris Jericho, your new hero! And I am the new millenium for the World Wrestling Federation!
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I am the Ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla
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