Std Quotes
- Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised. — Rachel Maddow
- You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death,… — Chris Jericho
- Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You can… — Jennifer Rardin
- Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any… — Darynda Jones
- Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std- Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night?? Gal- Yes! Boy- Can I… — Babloo
- Smiling is one of the only contagious things you can give someone that wont harm them. so keep your burgers,your std, your germs, keep you… — Iisuperwomanii
- Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy… — Nick Swardson
- STD! stop the drama — Pauly D
- Only thing negative about me is my STD status — Jerico Mosley
- Look at you, what the fuck are you doin?/ Got a baby on the way, givin X to ya woman?/ Doin what ya shouldn't but… — Tactics
- If you cheat on me I hope you get an STD — Jerett Parker
- New STD called Feelings.. don't catch em — Syoung
- In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in High School we call them STD`s. — Tanya Bianco
- What iS succeSs.......in 1998.....sachin failed in eNglish in 10th.......nOw 10 std eNglish 1st lessON is abOut saChin....... — Anwar Saicha
- So we go out and the girl tells me she has a STD. Then she says that's not the worst thing you can have. I… — Kevin Mccarty
- As far as I'm concerned you can get 1 of the 2 things out there in the world if your not safe one HIV the… — Kevin McCarty
- Some people are like an STD there forever and you want them gone so bad. Safe sex or you will have that person around. Or… — Kevin McCarty
- Life is a terminal STD. You got it from the day you're born 'til the day you die. — Vanessa
- If she want dem heels...she better...STD aka Suck This Dick...lol...I call dat head ova heels — IG:caonte_2_funny