Beavers Quote by Charlie N. Holmberg

“Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, “Hey, shut the dam door!”

— Si Robertson

“Your beaver is huge.”

— Ashley Pullo

“That is to say, nine dead beavers in a line on the sand. There was something decorative about this, but also ominous or forbidding.”

— Patrick deWitt

“I was adopted into the Muchquauh, the Bear Clan, of the Muhheconneok people when I reached manhood. The grannies got so tired of my…

— Pamela Clare

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your real owner is going to take care of you while I’m gone. Make sure she doesn’t go through my shit.” I stroked Tallulah’s…

— Vi Keeland

“Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!” A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed. “I…

— Sara Wolf

“A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!” Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan…

— Ilona Andrews

“She came out of the bathroom a couple of minutes later, holding five sticks in one hand. She stared at them, horrified, like they…

— S.C. Stephens

“Jesus, Jeff. What happened to your head? You look like you got attacked by a beaver.”

— Dana Marie Bell

“Your like Martha Stewart on crack,” my neighbor shouted as I stuck another cardinal in with the daisies.”

— Debby Bull

“When someone asks me if I was born in a barn, I always give them a long face. And a whinny.”

— Jarod Kintz