Joker Quote by Charles Stross

“Fifteen minutes later I’m hunched over the steering wheel of a two-seater that looks like something you’d find in your corn flakes packet. The…

— Charles Stross

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— Lör K

“You got pulled over on the Autobahn?”

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“In my normal world, cars do not go off the road and explode. Please, do not insult my intelligence.”

— K.J. Cales

“You shoot him in this car and we'll be screwed so hard, we'll be walking funny for the rest of our lives.”

— Michelle Elaine Lowe

“I turn the corner off the highway onto a dark country road. I hit my high beams, scan the flat farm fields looking for…

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— Jarod Kintz

“D’you see that film where the car travelled in time when it went at eighty-eight miles an hour?”

— Terry Pratchett

“When you don't know where you're going, you drive on the highway.”

— Roger Hedden

“Is the journey the destination? Please, no. Let me out of your Volkswagen bus at the next corner.”

— N.D. Wilson

“Its 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses…hit it...”

— John A. Saunders

“Driving in your world seems a bit dangerous.”

— Missy Lyons