Cats Quote by Charles Stross

“You know your cat is fucking with you when she poops in the litter box and somehow manages to miss the litter.”

— Jordan Krumbine

“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”

— Jimmy Carr

“I could have more fun in cat litter.”

— Douglas Adams

“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.”

— Bruce Graham

“A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself.”

— M.Z.Riffi

“You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe....”

— Hope Barrett

“Look, cat, you and I are never going to be friends. She’s going to call you Max, but I’m going to call you Shit…

— Victoria Scott

“if your pet is a robot, it might always stay a cute puppy. By extension, if your lover were a robot, you would always…

— Sherry Turkle

“The cat looked at its paws and frantically back at its body, as if it had just been transformed into a cat and couldn't…

— Heather O'Neill

“he constructed a robot using only tissue boxes, an old computer, and four batteries, but that didn’t go so well. All the robot did…

— Peter Patrick

“Jesus, Steve hated cats. “They’re so precious.” Chenco crouched to love on the calico’s belly. “I always wanted one, but my mom said no,…

— Heidi Cullinan

“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still…

— Robert Dugoni